i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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