problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
