You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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