Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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