everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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