It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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