Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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