Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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