you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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