That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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