barbara walters just said penis...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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