Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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