Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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