Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just threw up on my dentist
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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