Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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