The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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