People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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