Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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