Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
