what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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