fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Say something about gay babies.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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