pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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