You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just found a bag of teeth...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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