is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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