The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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