how can u be prego again
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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