By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Michael Bay diarrhea
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
