Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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