so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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