Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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