Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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