when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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