Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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