End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
