Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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