You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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