no. you can't hotbox the world.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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