If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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