I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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