you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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