ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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