i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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