I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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