So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
