bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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