I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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