I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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