A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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