Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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