yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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