you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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