he shaved USA in his pubs
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
This baby is an asshole
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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