Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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