sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize