i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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